- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

._____________________. Whale!

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A Fat Kenyan

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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