Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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69

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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