a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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