Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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