Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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