Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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No!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Hello penis

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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