- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

._____________________. Whale!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A Fat Kenyan

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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