- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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