- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

united we sit, cause we're fat

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

guess what what ...

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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