- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Hello

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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