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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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