don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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