- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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