- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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