- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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