What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Wanna hear a joke? no

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

the WNBA.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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