your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Okay.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What is older than history?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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