If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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knock knock who's there? faith

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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