So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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