- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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