Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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