What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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