What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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PENIS

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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