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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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