Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

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