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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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