- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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