What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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