- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Brain fart

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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