You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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