- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Immigration Laws

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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