- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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