- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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