- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Thats what she said

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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