- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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