How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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