- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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