- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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