- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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