Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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