- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

White men's rights

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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