- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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