- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Massie is a fatass

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Cripples are lame.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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