XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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