Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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i dont fisish anythi

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Charlie Sheen

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Equal rights!

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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