- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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