- Anti Joke

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.