- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How high is the sky? True or False

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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