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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I like that, but why am I happy?

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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