Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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