why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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