knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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