- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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