- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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