Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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