- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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