Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

A seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Antijokes...

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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