i dont fisish anythi

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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