- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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