- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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