- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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