- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

ever tried african food? they neither

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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