- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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