- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A pope meets another one

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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