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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

1+1=2

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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