- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Poker face

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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