What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Barack Obama

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what are you mike bibby?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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