- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

You and your parents are going to die today

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

feminine literature

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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