What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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