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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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