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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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