Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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12 in general

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9/11

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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