- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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