watch me nae nae

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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