What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Nickelback

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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