- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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