- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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