- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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