- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

GOODBYE

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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