What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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