- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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