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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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