- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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