What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Hello penis

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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