What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

sucks Syntax...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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