- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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