jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

tommy is retared

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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