What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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