- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Whats 1+1? window!

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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