- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Women's professional sports

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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