What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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