A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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This is an anti-joke.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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