Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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