A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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