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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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