- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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