how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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