- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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