Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I walk into a bar...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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