- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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