- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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