*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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I walk into a bar...

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Your Mom The End.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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