- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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