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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

women's rights

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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