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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

This is a joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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