Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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