- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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