- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Liverpool City Football Club

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Oh, go away

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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