- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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