- Anti Joke

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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