- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

you will like this because i am black.

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