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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

this website is a bad joke

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Your mother is so fat.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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