How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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