- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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