- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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